idk if u count up the relationships then round them out
u can find the % oif how gay u r
thats how it works right
You should use the Airyka theorem to find how gay you are.
People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
When you don't practice something and immediately quit it becuase you couldn't accomplish anything.
A: I play 12 different games at once and go to competition, if I don't get a positive record, it means the game sucks!
B: That is the biggest Izumochi mindset ever.
C: Is this the infamous Izumochi Theorem
Whats the answer to #2?
Thats easy, use the Noell Theorem!
“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”
Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.
Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.
States that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. While this is useful in math class, you won't be using it when you are bagging groceries or working retail or selling Nerf Guns.
Student: Ms.? When will we use the Pythagorean Theorem in real life?
Teacher: Well, um, real estate agents often use it to find out how much a house is worth?
Students: Ekscuze me waddahell