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Bro-file

Bro-file is a term used in the Military when the soldiers get a doctor’s note to prohibit them from wearing a gas mask, because they have a beard from not being able to shave like a regular person due to a skin disease. The African American soldiers usually get this type of disease.

I have a beard, I can't wear the gas mask because I won't get a good seal. My Doctor gave me a BRO-FILE, so I don't have to wear it in training.

by MrCeeMrVegas August 20, 2009

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the "where are they now?" file

said of anyone who was once famous but has since become back issue (faded into obscurity or an unknown status).

Poison, Elizabeth Berkley, and Spuds Mackenzie are just a few examples of members currently in the "where are they now?" file.

by bungalow bill March 3, 2005

90πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


rusty file cabinet

The act of shooting your goo inside a girl's butt and then taking a crap in her vagina.

Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.

by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011


rainy day file

Rainy Day File: A folder on your computer to store pics of Hawt! ass ladys mostly celebrities to later fap to.

This was thought up one day by the guys over at nerdiest-kids.com to express there love for hot ladys.

To have a folder on the computer to show love thanks to girls who are not ugly, or who have a fucked up face.

Man theres nothing to do. Time to browse the rainy day file.

by greedlantern September 25, 2009

74πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Masturbatory Index File

Is the systematic cataloging of persons of interest for later use as masturbation fantasy fodder. Elaborate indexes can be cross referenced by type of body, hair color, size of breasts ( if applicable ), bi-sexuality, sexual acts you envision them doing etc.

In public it can be referenced as " MI-File " pronounced MY-File

Masturbatory Index File example---"Those two women were so hot I added them to MI-File--and now they are bi-sexual and I'll be seeing them later tonight"

by knight1to1 August 2, 2009

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

by Requiett April 9, 2008

38πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


File 59 cipher

The most horrible, mind-numbing, teeth-gritting, hair-pulling cipher that has been introduced to the general public. (Personally, I have taken to calling it The Water Temple cipher after the ever infamous Legend of Zelda Water Temple.)

Seen in Jadusable's Majora's Mask Haunted Cartridge ARG that began in early September of 2010, this cipher was introduced to the general population that makes up the ARG in the late part of September/early part of October. As of October 26, 2010, no one has been able to decipher this code to date.

Many people have spent weeks on this cipher, just to end up nowhere, and everyone spoken to about this cipher has said they 'died a little inside' after trying to solve this cipher.

Hey, have you ever heard of this thing? It's called the "File 59 cipher"...

EBOAKBBYCKWWXQGMEQNOK,RKZVOKCIVOWYJJMBKA

"File 59 cipher"...? OH MY GOD, GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! /nukez the file/

by 59sucks October 26, 2010

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