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insignificant mild inconveiniance.
"man, i just crashed my porsche 911 into a tree swerving to miss those migdets...."
"that sucks!"
"eh, aint nothing but a chicken wing on a string"
"your taking this well"
"no, im dead inside...."
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A phrase used to describe a general or specific discontent; a lack of physical or psychological comfort.
Person A: Damn, this is my last paper and a small stem poked through it. You got any?
Person B: Nah, sorry.
Person A: It's chill. We got these pipes and shit but still, I aint' got em' all.
Person B: Fuck it.
Person 1: Hey, how are you liking your Subaru WRX?
Person 2: It's cool but- 'I aint' got em' all'. My girlfriend's uncle died today and she's upset. She wouldn't give up the pussy and told me I was a prick for asking.
Person 1: Damn man. Well I can see why she thinks that.
Person X: It's definitely drab day after day. I'm always waiting for the start of something that brings the end. Life is a good, precious thing. But there are things that I miss, things that I used to feel and laugh at. 'I aint' got em' all', but I have what I have.
Person Y: For real.
Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.
And to quote Jay-Z
Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"
Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"
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A phrase commonly said in between a gang war, whereas one member will most likely get shot in a vital organ but isn't dead yet. The person saying it most likely doesn't think that he can hold ground alone.
"Oh shit man, keep shooting"
"I think they thinning out a Lil bit"
(Gunshot)
"FUCK I'M HIT...THEY GOT ME IN THE LUNG"
"Nigga you aint dead yet. Get the fuck up"
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How to respond to trollers, holy rollers, tea-partiers, Larouchies, Code Pink, Mormon missionaries, fail, etc.
Lady: But in the bible-
Dude: YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX
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the high version of saying "Nah fool, i aint high"
rayray-"man if i got pulled over while im baked off my ass, i know exactly what im gonna say"
shorty-"really and what's that?"
rayray-"well if the cop says ma'am are you on the maryjuana? I say "nah sho i aint fly""
shorty- "wtf"
rayray-"damn i meant to say nah fool i aint high"
shorty-"hahaha yea you're totally baked
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True.
there aint no two pretty best friends