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Blood on my knife or shit on my dick

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!

by NLR718 June 3, 2006

96๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

by Renkari October 14, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smearing my shit

The action to โ€œspread your own shit on a wallโ€ step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit donโ€™t stink

Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk Iโ€™m smearing my shit on the wall

by Pissiepiss October 29, 2022


My Shit's in flux

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

by Mike Mermel February 19, 2016


Lose my shit

To break down

Iโ€™m gonna lose my shit on your dumb ass if you donโ€™t stop your shit.

by The real him March 14, 2023