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Panty Tea is prepared by soaking the soiled cotton crotch of a panty in boiling water until the glazy crust dissolves into the water. After seeping in the hot water, fresh aromas of the vigina will start to wift away. Add a drop of honey and a twist of lemon, and you will have a great tasting tea that will make your Mr. Woody stand tall and proud. After you make a few batches of this tea, you'll quickly learn how to craft the right panties together for the perfect blend.
Tommy's Mom caught me going through her hamper again. I hate it. She's got the best discharge for a strong panty tea.
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When you take a break from smoking weed.
"Yo, I'm on a tea break, I'm smoking too much bud recently."
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1. n, v. Of Devonshire Origin
A slang term named after the classically English refreshment, a Cream Tea is the practice of ejaculating over someone's face immediately after (or while simultaneously) tea-bagging them.
2. n. Chiefly British
A refreshment, consisting of scones, jam, and clotted cream served with tea, usually served in the afternoon.
1. That girl was insane last night, she even let me give her a Cream Tea.
2. God, I can't believe I let that guy teabag me and I ended up getting Cream Tea'd.
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A sexual act where a man straddles his female partners head (facing her feet) while lowering his testicles into her mouth for her to suck. At the same time jacking his cock, shooting streams of cum on her belly, pussy, and drippings onto her chin and tits.
Dude, my girl and I were going at like crazy last night! I tea jacked the piss out of her busting my cum all over her wet pussy! It was much better then just tea bagging her!
delicious beverage that comes in a variety of flavors. Not many people know about it but the ones who do are usually the dopest people you’ll ever meet.
“Is that peace tea?”
“Hell yeah it’s razzleberry”
The most dangerous weapon on the planet.
Oh and also a acholic drink for white girls
Holy shit he just killed that man with a twisted tea.
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