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Tic Tac Dick

When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.

"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.

by MyVeinyMeat June 26, 2022


tic-tac-toes

A "fill in da ROWS wif exes and OHS" game dat you and your opponent draw on da sand wif your pointed feet. Each winner either receives a foot-rub from da loser or gets to massage da cute "downstairs digits" of his opponent. So no matter who loses, both of you end up as winners.

Playing tic-tac-toes wif pretty girls at da beach is super-fun all on its own --- regardless of whether you win or lose a round, you still get to savor their warm slender hands and feet. Extra points if you also have a hugs-or-kisses-reward arrangement wif said shyly-giggling damsels, whereby if "you're exes" in a game and you win, you get a warm smoochy-lipped kiss from da hot chick who lost, and if you lose, YOU get to give HER a kiss (and of course, if you specify dat said "oral affection" gesture has to be administered on da lips instead of da cheek, then you end up getting a kiss from her no matter what dat game's outcome was). And then if "you're ohs" and you win, da chick who lost has to give you a warm snuggly "arms-around", and if she wins, then you get to give her a big ol' squeeze of yer own (here again, da end-result is nearly identical, since said mutual clasp gives similar pleasure to both participants, no matter who "originated" it).

by QuacksO November 14, 2024


Tic Tac Chess

A board game by snoozyman that uses chess pieces to play Tic Tac Toe to make three in a row.

"Let's play Tic Tac Chess."

by jiggysaw17 January 8, 2021


Feeding the tic tac to the whale

When a girl is so loose your penis feels like a tic tac thrown into a whales mouth.

I was smashing that puss or so i thought but it was really feeding the tic tac to the whale.

by Misfit13888 January 19, 2020


Tic Tacs and Iraq's

It means you gonna get ya jaw rocked.

"Tic Tacs and Iraq's" "whats that mean?" "it means you gonna get ya jaw rocked"

by redjesus October 11, 2011


tic tac shower

When you eat 2 boxes of mint tic tac's and drink a bottle of water before you give someone a golden shower. Gives a minty scent to your urine. Similar to a golden shower, but minty.

Gave Julie a tic tac shower, she loved the mint scented urine.

by Mr diggy D December 8, 2022


Tic Tac Smack

When u have small male genitalia and you try to get down on a girl. Can be used as an insult.

“Hey Jordan you are going to give that girl a Tic Tac Smack.”

by McMuffin81 June 29, 2018