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1. To blame George W. Bush and/or Republicans for any problem you encounter, regardless of how long you've had to correct or avoid that problem.
2. To be 50% white, 43% Arab, and 7% African, and raised to be priviledged and wealthy, then pretend to be black and empathetic for peasants.
3. One who golfs and vacations during times of economic duress, in hopes that the economy will fix itself after 18 holes and a swim.
4. The only infallible president, worshipped as a supernatural being.
1. "I was going to pay the cable bill, but Bush eats babies."
2. "He's such an Obama."
3. "Stock market crash? Let's make like Obama."
4. Man 1: "I disagree with Obama."
Man 2: "Blasphemer! Racist!"
*Man 1 is struck by lightning and subsequently reduced to a pile of ashes. Man 2 pisses on Man 1's ashes, returns home, and makes a sacrifice to his Obama shrine (a white goat, since killing a black goat is racist).*
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Obama adj. adv.- The worst name you can call someone above all curse words, other than a Hitler.
You are an Obama, if you believe in killing babies!
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The idiot "president" that you can't talk shit about because everyone assumes it's because he's black, but for some reason it's ok to talk to talk shit about the others.
Your talking shit about Obama BECAUSE HE'S BLACK!!!!!!!!!!
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the untouchable 44th President of the Unites States Of America.
Any and all criticisms of his actions and decisions are automatically thought to be because of his race, thus making him impenetrable to constructive criticism and advice.
Laurah: Ah, I don't agree with Obama on this new stimulus package... personally, I would change a few things...
Kidd: HOLY SHIT! YOU RACIST BASTARD!! WHY CAN'T ANY ONE ACCEPT A BLACK PRESIDENT??
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(verb)- to deficate.
(noun)- ignorant black man. first and last negro president. incompitant man that is only a smooth talker, will drive U.S.A. into total economic collapse. Will destroy the american way of life for us all.
(verb)- Well, I gotta go take an Obama.
(noun)- (year 2012) One formerly happy but now nearly starved man says to another... "who was that idiot that wrecked the american way of life again?" "oh yeah, Obama"
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A word often mistaken as "Osama" in an older Microsoft Word.
You typing: "Obama is president right now."
Microsoft Word: "Bitch, that's Osama."
You: "WELL FINE, BE THAT WAY."
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To speak highly of ones ability, ones intelligence, and ones leadership without ever being tested; to be very arrogant; to have an exaggerated sense of ones ability or importance; egotistical
John thought Anna was being very obama when speaking to the class about her travels.
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