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TF2 Bot Crisis

The FPS game Team Fortress 2 (or TF2 for short) a team based game made by game company Valve in the year 2007. Bots are players controlled by AI. Usually in other games like TF2 bots are implemented by the game creators and are very bad. Though in TF2 bots are made by players and are extremely good and are planted in online servers.

The first bots were rumored to have been seen in 2017 but it was a very small amount. Then in 2020 bots were have said to have grown massively in population.

If you are a new player and have come to this to find guidance I shall tell you some.
Tell tale signs of a bot are usually constant headshots if sniper, spamming annoying music, seeing through spy disguise or invisibility, and spinning in a constant circle.

Now if you start feeling sad and hopeless don’t because the only way to assault the bot crisis and defend TF2 is by each players means. Ways to stop bots is by using the kick vote button in the menu, go on community servers or medieval mode, and etc.

Usually old bots are replaced by new bots when a new wave of bots occurs. Each wave usually lasts for about 2 weeks at shortest and a month at longest.

Currently as of the time I write this which is Nov, 25, 2021 the bot crisis still goes today. So players of TF2 keep on fighting my brothers when we have one TF2 will be Utopia.

β€œIt always seems impossible until it’s done”- Nelson Mandela

TF2 Player: Man the TF2 Bot Crisis still goes on when will it end.
Chad TF2 Player: It shall end when we give up and we will never give up!

by NFT hater November 25, 2021


Quarter Life Crisis

When the world should be your oyster, but is really your Inferno. A period of time, right after high school to late twenties, where you are expected to perform and act exactly like the other adults who are ten years your senior or older, yet more than likely no one has taught you the basic ideas and attitudes of how to be successful in the real world. You will also find out that many of the well intentioned adults, or the adults who wanted to feel important, (teachers, parents, etc.) who actually gave you advice or put in there two cents when it wasn't asked for, were down right dumb, if not delusional, and had no clue what the hell they were talking about when it comes to being successful in real life.

So you are left to figure out much of it on your own. Most of the areas of your life you will be confused about are dating, career, finances, finding a place to live, and friends. This is more than likely going to be the worst time in your life.

*THIS IS NOT A JOKE* This will make the on-going, never ending, day to day, living hell that was high school or middle school seem as easy as breathing. You will more than likely wish you were still in high school, middle school, or 10 years old back in elementary school...just so that you'd be sheltered from and never have to know the never-ending mental turmoil you are going through.

If the quarter life crisis has taught me one thing above anything else, it's that when I have kids I am always going to be open to listen, without judgment, (unlike the assholes I grew up around) when they need me to and that teaching them about bills, check books, credit cards, bosses, job applications, relationships and all that other happy horse shit isn't such a bad idea either.

by Ripped Ranger November 4, 2009

149πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Quarter-life crisis

The time when you reach your 20s and you realize that you have no money, no job, no properties, no credit (not enough) and no significant others.

Mom: What are you so depressed about? You are young and the future is out there!

Son: You don't understand. I'm in a quarter-life crisis.

by quarterlife crisis May 19, 2011

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

The period in your life occuring between 20 and 30 years of age, when you realize that a quarter of your life is over and :

a) You've done nothing constructive with it

- AND -

b) You've set yourself up for another quarter just like it.

You may be experiencing a quarter life crisis if :

a) You ever ask yourself what the h*** you are doing with your life

b) You regret half of the last 10 years

c) You consider changing jobs/homes/partners/all of the above to somehow improve your life

d) You feel lost and confused 23.5 hours out of a 24 hour day

e) You wonder how you will ever find job security/afford a house at today's prices/find a partner if you're working all the time/get out of your parents' house if your debt is costing you every dime you make/afford rent while it keeps going up/find a job that pays the bills/pay off your debt/all of the above. Usually all of the above.

Often confused by kids with adolesence, puberty, or hormonal problems. Feeling "misunderstood" and dressing all in black is not a quarter life crisis - it is being a teenager.

Basically, you wake up one morning and think to yourself, "Man - I'm totally screwed." You then proceed to consolidate your debt, look for a better job, and spend more time sleeping - because when you're asleep, you don't have to worry about how screwed you are.

"Man, I've wasted the last 20 years. At least I'm not alone - everyone has a quarter life crisis."

by whatamidoing January 15, 2007

352πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Cuban Missile Crisis

When one gets very hard at a poor time

When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.

by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015

21πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

A philosophical overwhelmedness with the reality of one's own personal freedom (which occurring between 20 and 30 years of age).

When I was 24 my quarter life crisis led me to quit my job and drive across the country without a plan.

by elle_gee January 19, 2011

22πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Teen Life Crisis

When you've done something for so long in your teens years and realizes that it has been a big waste of time, such as spending hours on the computers during days where the days could have been spent learnig something or advancing something.

Jake always complains life is boring and there is no point in living, but he is just going through a Teen Life Crisis. It's probably because he spent the last three months playing video games only.

by AceZero1 August 29, 2009

38πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž