When someone, of indian descent, imitates a lamp, and becomes a complete ass while doing it
Barbra has been a real ass lamp lately
Guy 1: NEW RYAN VIDEO!
Guy 2: Yay!! Let's watch!
Guy 1: We're totally from the Lamp Army
When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.
Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.
A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.
"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"
"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."
when you beat someone with a lamp that has a bendable neck, this is what they get.
My mom was so pissed last night, she beat me with a lamp and gave me Lamp Lash.
when a group of people meet each other and bring with them their best lamps. they then use the lamps to attack each other. after the fight the lamps are all plugged in and switched on. the lamp with the brightest bulb wins.
" woah i just had a lamp fight and won"
"yeah, was your bulb the brightest"
"yes. and im a badger"
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A Lamp Hetero, is a heterosexual that lights the way with love. A true ally to the LGBTQ+ community.
"Look at that Lamp Hetero over there. They sure are an example of shining love and acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community."
She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero