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something you dont want your mom to see
i hope my mom doesnt see my report card
Every man born with 2 buffalo cards and you lose a buffalo card every time you have sex with a fat girl.
“You fucked Emily? Ew, that’s a buffalo card bro.”
"It's a fancy card game that's super complicated and awesome!"
-Jake The Dog, Adventure Time
Jake: Do you want to play card wars?
Finn: Heck yeah!!!
When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.
Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.
Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards
Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!
When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.
Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....
a) A fragile condition.
b) Song by Radiohead from the In Rainbows album. The song depicts a man's love for a haughty girl. Although they can't be lovers but they can be lovers in denial.
Forget about your house of cards and I'll do mine.
A lulzy term for business card. A doxness card contains nearly all the necessary personal information of a person needed to order him pizzas, catering services, escorts, tow trucks and other wonderful services.
John: Hey I got that douchebag's doxness card!
Mark: Heheheh lets order that bitch some pizzas bro!