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Nose Grease

The oil gathered on the nose of a human individual throughout the day, or until thier next bath or shower. Most commonly used to clean scratched or defective CDs, DVDs or CD or DVD ROMs.

This CD will not play. Thankfully I havent showered today and I have enough nose grease to fix this.

by Esotericsmonster May 4, 2009

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Grease Cough

The urge to cough or clear ones throat repetitively, directly caused by eating too much greasy, fast food.

Man, I got the grease coughs now. I just finished eating a 10 piece chicken meal deal. I'm such a fucking fat ass.

by serafina pekkala September 22, 2011

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grease wizard

A grease wizard is a wizard of grease. Usually female, but can occasionally be male. A grease wizard casts greasy spells on their prey in order to make sweet greasy love with them.

โ€œMy friend Devon was abducted by a grease wizard last night and made love with only 1/4 consentโ€

by The Captain Jack March 18, 2022

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Greased weasel

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole

Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel

by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021


keyboard grease

A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.

Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013


Grease Baby

(Verb) To have unprotected sex with a pizza. Can be performed by both genders.

Iโ€™m thinking about grease babying tonight, would you like to join me?

by Spicy lemons July 18, 2019


palm grease

n. a small cash bribe. Usually employed at night clubs, restaurants, hotels, etc. in attempt to garner favored treatment.

If we can't get a table, we'll have to use some palm grease.

by AsInWreck June 15, 2009