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When you grab the front and back of a girls panties, and lift her off the ground.
Tom grabbed Suzys panties, and gave her a peach cutter.
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Some sick bitch on TikTok who hurts her child but somehow still gets clout
Person 1: omg did you see lovely peaches talking about her stank coochie
Person 2: yeaaa lmao that shit was funny
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slang for pussy.
best known from joji’s new song peach jam
damn, her peach jam was sweat as hell!
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What you say someone, either sarcastically or sincerely, to say "thanks," or "you're very kind."
Emma: "Here, I got you a soda too."
Mike: "Thanks. You're a peach."
or
Jordan: "OK, I'll stop calling you butt-face in front of your boyfriend."
Maia: "Thanks, Jordan. You're a real peach."
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A hilarious comedy podcast consisting of two British guys who talk about hilarious and random things. They have weekly segments such as "Chav Watch", "Joe Cuisine", and "Map of Shame". It is hosted by Ben Young and Joe Gallagher. The Absolute Peach has also coined some new, original words, such as tezzers, cretmeister, and 'zors. Joe is the wackier and crazier of the duo, while Ben is more serious and often criticizes Joe for being too silly or not making any sense. They have many catchphrases, such as "I actually hate you", "I don't understand!", and "niche".
Person 1: Did you hear the latest episode of The Absolute Peach?
Person 2: Yeah, it was total tezzers!
(intro music)
Ben: Welcome to The Absolute Peach.
Joe: You just reminded me of a unicorn!
Ben: ...
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real sexy.....as sexy as you can get......to be a ten on a scale of 1-10
thats Peach baby..
or
Your sexy as Hell
Fuck your Fine
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Someone with an absurdly loud voice. A closet raa. Consistent liar and excellent impersonator of various bo selecta characters. Usually fat and short, and with few friends and little charisma. Stunning resemblance to members of alvin and the chipmunk gang. Basically the ultimate wanker.
Man in Bar: That fat guy is well loud, wish he'd shut the fuck up about shagging prossies in prague.
Man(2): Tell me about it, complete tosser
Man(3): Yeh I know, hes a right greg peach.
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