toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

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Toaster

Something that is so incredibly awesome and hot that it would toast bread.

Created in Naugatuck CT as a way of describing the sound of the mythic punk rock band Society In Breakdown.

Society In Breakdown is the motha fuckin toaster.

Motha fuckin toasta's an shit.

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Toaster Bath

The thing we all plan to do, but first we all need an extension cord to do so, sadly I cannot find one wish me luck

Kaya:"Go Commit Toaster Bath Retard"
Teachers Pet:"I'm TELLING!!!!"
Kaya:*Commits toaster bath*

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Toaster (PC)

The Toaster is a PC that has less power, it is basically a PC that you can play game in, but is not a super expensive gaming rig.

Tim: Dude I just upgraded to a GTX 980 Ti 6GB SC! My games finally can play in 120 fps and 4k!
Me: 120 fps, eh, here I am sitting with a cheap ass cumpter with intel hd grahhics... I really need to upgrade my toaster (PC)

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Toaster bath

a day committed to committing toaster bath

Hey baby do you wanna come over and commit toaster bath

Omg yeas make sure you’ve got two toasters

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Toaster Mage

a really cool fool who ive known for a bit but has low self esteem and thats not good i try to help but he refuses but im a persistiant little bastard and wont give up if you would like to help plz vote thumbs up for my good ol pal toasty

Darkace: hello how are you

Toaster Mage:o.O..

Toaster Mage: boring?

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Toaster

Term used to describe a really hot, and sexy guy.

1) That Kyle is such a toaster!
2) That wallabe is cute, but that Tony is a straight toaster!

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