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the person on every sports team that everyone hates
k strida is a total token faggot chile
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In an airport while waiting for your plane to arrive, she's the girl who's an 8, 9, or 10 that you pray is ends up sitting next to you on your flight.
It is an unwritten law in aviation that - much like the a pilot and jet fuel - every plane must have a THC before take off.
John: "Dude, you know the Token Hot Chick that I was telling you about while I was waiting at the gate? SHE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!"
Bob: "Make something happen with that THC, bro; if not for me, for the hundreds of thousands of travelers who were stuck sitting next to overweight, smelly, rude, or sick people on their flights today."
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glory-hole tokens are quarter-like coins used to buy time in a glory-hole booth, and used by cadets to play cards with. We use them whenever we need a blowjob in Colorado Springs.
Matt and I won at cards last Friday night, and we decided to use some of our glory-hole tokens to get blowjobs!
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The younger version of a token black guy
Every cheap teen sit-com has a token black kid
In other words a vaginal shotgun!
When a man inserts a tight roll blunt 1/4 way into his womans vagina. The woman uses 5 kegal flexes to pull in said smoke. The man then pulls out the joint and presses his lips to her Va J hole. She then uses pressure out reflexex blowing the smoke in his mouth.
WARNING:Use Extreme caution while holding/pulling. Women Do not fart. You'll blow his eyebrows off j/k. Men if she has no idea what a kegal muscle is
DO NOT ATEMPT THIS!!! It will end badly for both of you and waste your stash. Great for fun time 4 play. Men if She's into it you can blow you exhale back in her mouth.
Penny gave me a Va "J" Token Token last night and it tore my ass up and plesured her in all the right places.
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The one girl in a group of pretty girls who is grossly overweight.
You know those groups of girls? The ones at the club? Like 4-7 of them all hanging out? They look hot right? Wait... What's with that one girl? You know the one. The one fat girl in the group. That's the token fat girl. There in the group to make the other girls feel pretty. She gets a little uppity cause she's part of the group of hot girls, but honestly? Her job is confidence building and cock blocking.
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Most non-atheist people have at least two of these. They like to go to parties and lame it out by talking about religion and politics the whole time. They're the kind of people who make you feel uncomfortable by bringing up their 'radical' beliefs every opportunity that they get and reply to your facebook posts with studiously atheist comments. These kind of people thrive on collage campuses where they come off as much smarted than they actually are with cheap, uneducated remarks about the existence of god.
"I don't believe in child leashes"
"You know what I don't believe in? God."
"You're such a Token atheist friend... go away. nobody likes you except your religious studies professor."
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