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Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a fuck ton of ketchup."
Employee: "Sure, here you go." (hands customer two handfuls of ketchup).
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A real unit of measurement equal ton a gazillion. A real standerdized unit of measurement.
Paul Johnson has a shit ton of dead babies in his bed.
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25 gigabytes.
S - "How big is world of warcraft?"
C - "idk, a shit ton of data"
S - "holy shit, it's 25 gigabytes!"
C - "yeah, a shit ton."
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Just another word for piece of shit.
Bro 1: "She dropped two ton bricks on my chest"
Bro 2: "She shit on your chest? Yum"
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A more than plentiful amount; Word-combo used to substitute phrases like, "a lot", "too much", or a "shit-load." This word is to be used creatively as if you were actually to be measuring the amount by weight in penis.
Man, I just puked a dick-ton." or "Did you see that?" "No, what?" "There was a dick-ton of elderly people on motorcycles!
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An "official" SI unit.
The unit of measurement for quantity.
Brian: Hey Jeff and Whit, I noticed the kitchen is restocked.
Jeff and Whit: Yes, there is officially a shit ton of food in the kitchen, indulge yourself.
Kayla: yeah'duh
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Your Mom translated into french. The phrase is usually used as an insualt and is quite hilarious.
Ton Mere avec le fromage.
Leonard: Les oeuf!!!!
Lex: Dans Ton Mere!!!
Ton Mere is a milf.
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