Who took a shit in your vagina?!

Used when someone is being extra shitty.

Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!

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Took His Talents To South Beach

To be a lying, back-stabbing, whiney traitor(see Lebron James)

Guy# 1 - Wow, Joe really sold us out and fucked us but good!
Guy# 2 - Yeah, he sure took his talents to South Beach!

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Smells like Godzilla took a Shit!

1.) A term describing something or someplace smelling so horrible, it permeates throughout the area(s) of the place.

2.) Something smelling really really bad.

3.) Unpleasant smells that are impossible to escape.

4.) Something that smells poopy or eggy like ass, fart, or human waste.

1.) "My uncle's cow farm filled the air with cow waste, it was if Godzilla took a shit."

2.) "The smelly men's restroom smelt like Godzilla took a shit!"

3.) "JEEZ THIS PLACES STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN! SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"

4.) "Damn man! Somebody dropped a stink bomb in our school hallway. Smells like Godzilla took a shit or whatever the hell it is!"

5.) "CLEAN THAT DAMN KITTY LITTERBOX! IT SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"

6.) "The dirty kitchen full of funky garbage and dirty dishes and uneaten foods along with the scraps smelt like Godzilla took a shit."

7.) "Dude! Those tacos you ate are so bad, by the time you use the bathroom it's gonna smell like Godzilla taking a shit!"

8.) "The dirty car smelt like Godzilla taking a shit!"

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Took away your masturbating right

Overreaction over something insignificant and mundane

Geez! It was just a watch. Stop hyperventilating. Don't act like someone "took away your masturbating right".

took the corn out of the water to soon

A saying that means you screwed up.

Jared you took the corn out of the water to soon when you broke my tv.

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took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.

After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.

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I took the top off the Maybach

Means my guy done got circumcised

Person 1: Hey man I took the top off the maybach
Person 2: Congratulations now you won’t have to deal with that dick cheese

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