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hi its me again
ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
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you taking ya time child
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okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough
you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave
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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3
spicy toothpaste is another inside joke from the list I wrote down for the lols :)
1. Extremely fatal weapon when paired with orange juice.
2. Astronaut food.
God, I need to go the hospital right now! I accidentally drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth with toothpaste!
The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!
♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT
“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”
“Okay son, just keep using it”
When someone brushes their teeth, doesn’t rinse so their mouth is still super foamy and then directly does ass to mouth.
Donna was wild last night, she gave me a toothpaste donut and now we’re cleaner from top to bottom!
A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.
Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.