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A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.
Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!
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A young child who breaks a 'rule' yet, because they are so adorable, huggable and "scrumptious", they manage to get off the hook with a simple reminder to "not do that again". Sound familiar????? :)
Joanna! You spilled the cereal all over the floor again! You little toot-knocker!!! Come to mama you precious pumpkin!
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Goose Toot: A small increment of time, usually used to describe the time inbetween two actions.
"I'll be there in a goose toot!"
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when a teenager is in the immature stage of adolesence. he sees a girl also known as a hotty talent lass and abit fanny, walking on the otherside of the road as he drives by in his car. as an alpha male he sends out a call of 'toot toot tits oot' this is helped by the sound of his horn. hey hey hey i said sound not size :P:P!! the response the young gentleman would like is for the girl to flash her babs at him :). unfortunatly this is britain and the reality of the response is a raised middle finger gesture. emphasised by her voice which would reply something like FUCK OFF or KNOB OFF
lad in car shouts toot toot tits oot. girl replys fuck you
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It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)
Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!
when a fart is silent but really stinky.
synonym:SBD, silent but deadly.
Bob: i didn't hear anything, but it smells.
Tim:I mute tooted. ahah.