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I long torpedo shaped object filled with cotton which aids a woman during her menstrual nightmare.
That Twatwhistle Danielle forgot to swap out her taco torpedo and destroyed my moms white couch..
the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off
i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there
To achieve this position, one must be at least a level 50 ninja warrior or higher.To start, a male has sex with a female (or male if you're into that shit) until she (he) starts panting or stops. This is where he pulls out a bottle of soap and pours it all over the ground. The man tells her (him) he can't find his shirt as she (he) bends over. And with your ninja warrior speed, jump out the window do a double back flip screaming "SLIPPERY TORPEDO", enter through the window and slides on the soapy ground. When he screams, this startles her (him) as she turns around enough to hit her in the ass.
Jason: Are you kidding me? I didn't really lose my shirt, I just needed an excuse to do the slippery torpedo to my bae.
When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.
Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo
When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.
Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.
Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.
When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.
Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!
Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!
Lint rolled up between the butt-cheeks.
"Dude...I'm in there like a lint torpedo!"