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A Insult to A French man who likes cheese so much
My Brother Antoine, You dumb French Cheese Tosser how DARE YOU!
When two men get hammered and find each others holes
My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.
a comeback insult to an overly P.C. bastard
P.C. bastard: Racist!
Comeback: Mushroom Tosser!
crust tossers are people who are lower on the evolutionary scale. They drive big trucks, and they are usually young men. They carry little Cesar’s pizza, and throw the crust at you. Crust tossers are creepy, and come with an unsettling vibe.
That creepy weirdo is a crust tosser!
For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
A person that has to look up what tosser means on Urban Dictionary
He's such a tosser he had to look up what a tosser is on Urban Dictionary
The act of attempting to masturbate or Toss from someone who is physically challeneged or retarded and is unable to do so because of this handicap.
Adam your drunk and acting like a tosser.