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Tourist Blueballs

The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.

Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.

by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 13, 2015


drug tourist

A person who travels and relocates to another city to an open air drug market (usually a homeless encampment) for safe and easy access to their drug of choice, often stealing to support the habit.

People who are homeless in Oakland are not typically from here. They are drug tourists.

by Mombastic August 5, 2023


Creche tourist

Paedophile

"I can't believe that Vicar is a creche tourist!" "Yeah... you know why choir boys have centre partings?"

by markyg October 3, 2003


Unruly Tourist

Abuser of a host's generosity.

The freedom-camping, unruly tourist, defecated on the side of the road.

by Andy Galaxy March 7, 2021


Extra-Solar-Tourist

Someone who has visited a different star than the one they were born near.

No one from Earth has achieved this yet.

The Extra-Solar-Tourists decided to invade Earth and enslave the population for the fun of it.

by Logical_OverLord July 24, 2021


JT Tourist

Fucktard leech that only worries about themselves and how they can fuck up the town.

Dont go out on the weekend. The fucking JT tourists are out deep and tarding up the place

by Gofukyurself February 21, 2022


Craft tourist

Like a Thirsty Explorer only better.

Man that guy drinks IPA and Stouts every where he travels! He’s such a Craft Tourist!

by SlimmyJims November 24, 2021