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Yup on my tractor: Best song in existence : Not fucking playing around Jenny, get in the fuckin' house now bitch
You better count your fucking days' mom, fuck you all bitch
Chorus
I just got some new boots, and a new tractor
Get on my tractor, ran right past her
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor
Finna marry my sister, 'cause she's fuckin' hot bro
I just got some new boots, finna hop on my tractor (Yee-haw)
I hopped on my tractor, I rode straight past her (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Verse
Take a look at my boots, diamondback snake skin
Man I love tobacco dip, that shit makes my head spin
My wife has a flat ass, but she has some big tits
Try to fuck my wife, don't you fuckin risk it
12 Gauge buckshot, aim it at your dreadlocks
My wife wants to fuck me 'cause I have a fat cock
And I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four wheel drive
I'm eating some deer meat, country boys can survive
Chorus
I just got some new boots and a new tractor
Get on my tractor, ran right past her
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor
Finna marry my sister, 'cause she's fucking hot bro
I just got some new boots, finna hop on my tractor (Yee-haw)
I hopped on my tractor, I rode straight past her (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
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The tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.
Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.
Damn y'all, Crystal and Tammy Lynn had themselves a Tallahassee Tractor Pull at the bonfire last night and I forgot my poncho!
The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.
NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.
Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.
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When you are popping a russian girl in the keester.And she drags you around the house
I was ass fucking that russian sliz in the ass,and she drug me all over the house.One more russian tractor pull night my dicks gonna pull off.
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in respone to ones girlfriend
bitch, i cant cheat on you, i have a tractor trailer that might get jacked if i do it, f**k that, lets do it!
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A Pennsylvania tractor pull is when a dude is on his knees doggy style and is balls deep inside the woman of his choice, and she decides to flip the “in control role” and clinches her ass cheeks together and with his dick stuck deep in her ass, she starts pulling him around like a pet owner being dragged by his dog.
-Boz
Michael was on his knees balls deep doggystyle inside the woman he loved , Desiree, and was dominating her! Desiree finally had enough and wanted to switch up the roles, and with a quick clench of the buttox, Desiree had Michael on his knees following her around like an owner being dragged by its dog! THAT is a Pennsylvania Tractor Pull
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A store that has nothing to do with tractors and instead sells adorable baby chicks and chick eggs. (the animal)
dude one: hay buddeh i need some stuff for my tractor. do you think i should go to the tractor supply co. stoor thats down the street?
dude two: hellz no bro that place sells everything except tractor stuff.
dude one: ahh ok.
dude two: we should go there anywayz kuz there is freken adorable baby chicks there that we can awe at. :D
dude one: ok!! :D
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