trees

Something to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of children.
Often used by staff members at summer camps.

Joyce: "Sasha, you swear as much as you say 'trees'"
Sasha: "Oh shit."
Joyce: "No, TREES."
Madi: "You don't even say trees that much..."

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monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

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tree skin

A piece of paper

"I need tree skin for Mrs. Cooks test."

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the emo tree

A tree at Centennial High School where the emo kids enjoy standing under during the school day and between classes. Under it features a strong lineup of your favorite emos, goths, and metal heads. On occasion they like to listen to death metal out of a speaker in one of their backpacks. During the winter, when the tree is blocked off by the large snowbank, they stand next to it. Once a rival school tried to cut down the emo tree, but the emo guardians came and defended the tree.

"Dude did you see the pack around the emo tree today?"

"Yeah I bet they were doing a sacrifice"

Blow Trees

to smoke weed, bud, grass, cheeba... you know MARIJUANA

"excuse me lil' homie, i know you don't know me, but my name is wendy, and i likes to blow trees"

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tree hockey

Basketball

Dem brtuhas be playin some mighty fine tree hockey!

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miss tree

Miss Tree, is what you you search all your life for Answer To. She will confound you ,make you feel like an idiot ,Amaze & confuse you.Most of all she will make you learn what is important & to listen carefully so as to not make a complete fool of yourself
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.

Person 1.I finally found my Miss Tree, I hope I don't behave like an idiot and lose her.

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