My Tube

Like You Tube and My Space, but a parody of the cultural fad for user generated content (UGC) online.

Also funny as its reference to the colon, or asshole.

I logged off My Tube, and droped the kids off at the pool all in one move!

snoodle tube

snoodl toob(z)
(n) Any device by which two heterosexual men may engage in mutual penis touching without being considered homosexual.

(v) The act of mutually touching penises between two men while simultaneously maintaining heterosexual status among their peers.

(n)John and I did a little swordfighting last night after UFC on Pay Per View, but it's ok... we used your legwarmer as a snoodle tube!

(v)Hey Bobby, wanna go snoodle tubin' at my pad after the hockey game? Come on, I got PBR and a GIANT seedless watermelon, dude!!

snow tubing

The act of lacing a condom with cocaine and having vigorous anal sex with your bro.

Last time we were in West Palm Beach, an innocent game of gay chicken quickly escalated into a marathon snow tubing session.

turd tubing

To exchange poop between two assholes by means of gaping and possibly tubes

Dude, I heard they were turd tubing last bight. Gross

tube of shame

The London Underground conveniently closes at night from around 0030 to 0500 (because obviously everyone's asleep then).

Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.

The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.

Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<

orange tube

Code name for PornHub. It is a parody of YouTube commonly used in the internet community to mention the porn site without getting demonized.

Orange Tube deleted 10 million videos.

hunger tube

Another way to say throat.

"Man, I'm starved. I just wanna shove a nice pie down my hunger tube."