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Projectile shit nugget in which shoots from ass under extreme pressure
Aidan ate 12 licorice sticks, a can of baked beans and a jar of prune juice. He sat on the toilet and shot a turd missile which caused a huge displacement of water.
The build up of snow and or ice which falls off of moving vehicles and rolls out from underneath it.
"Hey Dave, check out that huge snow turd that came out from underneath that truck!"
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A person that has no game or skills when it comes to picking up persons of the opposite sex. This person is a detrament to hooking up due to their lack of style regarding dress or lack of social skills. They are a TERRIBLE wing-man.(It is as if you were wearing a necklace with a turd hanging from it) Your chances are nearly zero of hooking up with this person in tow.
-I couldnt hook up on spring break because I had the "turd necklace" with me all week.
-We met two hotties but the "turd necklace" dropped the ball.
-We never hook up when we bring the "turd necklace" with us.
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Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
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Those pesky boogers that you pick but can't get off of your finger. They keep on sticking to you.
When I am picking my nose, every once in while I pick a very sticky, mostly round booger. When I try to flick it off, it doesn't flick. It keeps on sticking to my finger. The only way to get rid of it is to wipe it on something or someone. It's like a turd that won't go away; thus it is a booger turd.
A rather clever term for one's butthole.
Just fed the toilet from my turd deli.
A longer than usual turd that breaks in half on its way down.
Dude, i just backed out a massive titanic turd.