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Unfiltered Twitter rants; the social media version of a "cake hole" or "pie hole."
Courtney Love's big tweet hole cost her big bucks. Kanye West can't keep his tweet hole shut. Kim Kardashian's getting paid every time she opens her tweet hole.
To take ones original tweet or tweets and claim as your own.
@PowerGotGame steals all of my tweets! @PowerGorGame is the king of tweet stealing!
to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.
are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.
have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.
hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.
i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.
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A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.
Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?
Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!
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A type of social media public relations stunt, used mostly by celebrity whores who want to get quickly noticed on Twitter. A tweet is posted, then immediately deleted, then screenshots of the tweet get posted to prove the existence of the tweet itself.
Did @kanyewest tweet and delete a naked photo of @KimKardashian? #douchebag4life
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When you gain several twitter followers from having absolutely no talent or reason for having so many followers, for example going online and paying lots of money for twitter followers, buying twitter accounts off of others which already have several hundred-thousand followers, or going online and completing lots of surveys which require lots of extremely personal information to get more followers.
Aquafina: OMG Evian, you know that ratchet girl in my chem class, Dasani? Well Fiji told me that she gain tweets once a month. Last week she bought an account with 300,000 followers for $89,000 bucks!
Evian: OMG I never liked that girl anyway, lol
Aquafina: Omg Evian shut up you're so young, never say lol again, thats like cool slang for like third graders.
Evian: sorry aquafina
Aquafina: it's okay, evian
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a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)
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Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.
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