Twig Piggler

Someone who is skinny but eats like a pig.

Jon is a twig piggler, he eats all day long and is still as skinny as a pole.

snap a twig

To smoke a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?

twig nob

A defamatory word to express discomfort towards a person/situation.

"Your friend was being weird today"
"Ya, he was acting like a twig nob"

Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.

Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.

rippin a twig

vaping

I saw tman rippin a twig outside

fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.

Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."

Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi

I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig