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The most horrid book series alive today. It's completely anti-feminism, despite Stephenie Meyer's claim. There is NO plot line, NO real reason for the book except to make loads of cash and make tweens cream themselves. If the way she described Edward (he's just so damn amazing *sarcasm*) was made into a drinking game with a shot glass full of Bourbon, you would be dead by the end of the book. While you read, it kills the brain and the soul. It is polluting the worlds teenagers and many adults who are still single.
"Edward was amazing, spectacular, beautiful, perfect... ect."
Twilight makes me full-out sick.
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The worst Vampire movie series/book series every produced by any one person. it single handedly bastardizes Vampiric lore on so many different levels
Hey did you see Twilight?
Yeah man it SUCKED ASS SO BAD!
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A gay emo vampire book starring the dumbest chick in the world and the fugliest vampire since Bela Lugosi's asshole. Nuff said.
Teacher: What are you doing?
Dumb girl: Reading Twilight.....
Teacher: *ughhhh*
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Another name for soccer. (futbol) given because the game consists of everyone running around for about an hour and a half and no one scores.
Can we please change the channel to a real sport? No one wants to watch twilight.
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a awkward girls struggle between beastiality and necrophilia
bella: should i fuck jacob or edward?
twilight hater : idfk this is dildos
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A poorly written piece of literature that somehow ended on the Bestsellers list. Composed in a four-set series (soon to be five), the saga follows the difficulties that Mary-Sue (Bella Swan) and Gary-Stu (Edward Cullen) expirience day-to-day.
Gary-Stu is a "dazzling", "mezmerizing", "god-like", one hundred-year-old vampire that lusts for Mary's blood. He is known to be the most beautiful creature alive, indestructable, and so fast he is a mere blur whenever he moves. However, he posses horrible, overreactive, bi-polar and manic traits that often makes the reader ponder his eccentric mood swings.
Mary-Stu, the epitome of "beautiful", is the whiny, self-centered, retortful and shallow heroine of the novels. Despite having a daughter of her own, a gorgeous, loving and selfless husband, a few cars, becoming a vampire, and a fantastic family, she is never satisfied. She has been revealed as a sex-addict.
tl;dr: The Twilight saga is nothing but horrible moral values of teenage girls, a jackpot of cliches, and 600+ pages of uneducated literature. To save a liveful of regret, please refrain from reading the series.
If you would like to read real literature, invest in classic works, such as Charles Dickens or Anna Sewell. 21st-century writers include: James Patterson, J.K. Rowling, or Cornelia Funke; all three are successful writers with real, professional talent.
"Isn't Twilight such a fantastic book?"
"I beg to differ. The entire series has more shit than a medieval cesspool."
" . . . Lol. Wut?"
"What I mean is, this: Any person with half-a-brain would drop it immediately. I ought to know."
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That movie Twilight is gay lets not go watch it. lets go fishing!!!
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