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Person 1: Did you see Miss USA on tv last night?
Person 2:Yeah, she's a damn fine woman.
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twonksville USA is the place to which all twonks should be sent
damn you to twonksville USA!
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a location so sketchy it practically earns its name on the map
Friend A: "Where should we park?"
Friend B: "How 'bout over there?" *looks down dark alley*
Friend A: "Where? In Sketchville, USA?! No thanks."
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An automatic shotgun that can be equipped with a 20 round drum magazine.
I got this USAS-12 from South Korea.
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One of America's biggest lies, we all know that shit's made in china.
*reads sticker on the box
Says made in USA in fine print
*reads underneath the text
Says made in china in extra fine print
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An anti-war song that Bruce Springsteen wrote. Arguably, it's the most misinterpreted song ever. Most people tend to think it's a flag-waving anthem, but if you read the lyrics.. it's a cynical protest song that deals with the effects of the Vietnam War on Americans.
Moron: "Born in the USA" is so smug. Why would anyone sing about how great it is being American?
Genius: Read the lyrics, you dolt.
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stupid people that tax...INFLATE......tax....inflate screw up the USA econmy invade and country just because they want to and elect people that are stupid and are too narrow minded to elect anyone except white chirtsians...and no one else and make stuipd legislation like the "patriot act" they use government propaganda to corupt young minds so when they grow up they become narrow minded also
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