Crotch Vampire

noun - vampire that feasts. Oh that special feast that comes about once a month. This vampire will target typically girls' crotch areas when there is blood to feast on.(menstrual blood)

(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)

Barbra better put some garlic outside of Susies room tonight, cause she's raggin' and the Crotch Vampires might come after her.

playful vampire

an expensive roblox face

“did you buy playful vampire?”
“yes, i stole my mums credit card!”

Vampire: The Masquerade

A popular tabletop and live-action roleplaying game from White Wolf publishing portraying vampires in modern times, and also in other eras.

See also: Brujah, Gangrel, Ventrue, Camarilla

I'm tired of D&D; let's play Vampire.

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vampire tan

A person whose skin is sickly white.

I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.

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Emotional Vampire

A person who posses the ability to suck all of the positive energy out of someone. They do this through negative comments, or by mere prescense alone.

When we were at the wedding the groom's side of the family did not smile, dance or talk to us. They were such Emotional Vampires, they sucked all the fun right out of the party.

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vampire fetish

A paraphilia involving the sexual attraction to vampires, sharp fangs, being bitten or biting, and/or blood. It is an umbrella term which includes many more specific fetishes, such as odaxelagnia.

Emily: I think I have a vampire fetish... I just find vampires SO attractive! Mmmmmmm! -licks lips-

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Michael Vampire

The founder and singer of the Best Band ever Vampires Everywhere. He's Evil, Beautiful and can sing, what a dangerous combination.

You should buy KISS THE SUN GOODBYE Michael Vampire has an amazing voice!

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