Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.
You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!
I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!
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Man o' Livin, I licked her vertical fur taco until she uncorked on my face.
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Infinity, or a very large, unquantifiable number.
"Dude, how rich is Bill Gates? His bank statements much be, like, the slope of a vertical line."
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Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.
Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.
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The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .
" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "
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the way to determine if a relation is a function
A method to determine a relation is a function is a vertical line test
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Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.
Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.
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