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An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.
Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.
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The extremely Talented & Sexy screamer for the electronica band 'Blood On The Dance Floor'. Modeling, Performing & Entertaining are his passion. He's always swooning girls & guys with his amazing tattoos, peircings & his adorable smile..
botdfxfanatic1234:"OMFG, i met Jayy Von Monroe last night at one of his concerts!!"
dahviesxbaby89907"HOLY SHITTTT!! LUCKY! HE'S SO SMEXY! & he's really talented!!"
botdfxfanatic1234:"i'll send u the pic! his arms were around mee... *melts*"
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What you call it when a girl gets so drunk that she seemingly has begun to speak German. Named after Bridgette von Hammersmark from the film Ingl_rious B_sterds.
Me: I didn't know that ____ spoke German.
You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk.
Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.
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(n) The fleshy part of the human body that you sit on. Also known as "butt" "rear end," or simply "buttocks."
I've got to get off my Rumpus Von Buttocks and go mow the yard.
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Sexy and talented female tattoo artist
Star of L.A. ink
fromally on Miami Ink
You see that tat? That's some Kat Von D shit right there
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The cartoon equivalent of a young Karen. She used to be a good character in Wreck it Ralph 1, but is now a total asshole in the sequel that does not consider the consequences of her actions (except that one scene where Ralph nearly gets her killed, until he told her why he tried to stop her from going Turbo). She ended up going Turbo at the end of Wreck it Ralph 2 anyway and got away with it, unlike anyone in the first movie.
Person 1: I hate everyone around me and I only care about myself.
Person 2: Stop acting like a Vanellope Von Shweetz.