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The ripple of stench left by a coworker as they walk down the hall, often on their way from the bathroom but frequently just to spread the incriminating evidence.
Stepping out of my cubicle, I encountered a nasty fart wake left by mike down the hall.
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The time period after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with eulogies and memorials dedicated to said person. This can make social media almost unusable for a day or two.
Well I can't use facebook today.
Why?
David Bowie's digital wake. Every two seconds there's a new post about him.
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adrains favorite pasttime. wake and bake.
adrian, the king of mids, everymoring thinks, "time to wake wake and stink"
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waking up and jacking off
this morning I had an awesome wake-off
this morning I caught my roommate waking-off
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The act of "Facebooking" before you climb out of bed.
A spin-off of "Wake and Bake" which is the act of "toking" up right after waking up.
Dave: "Why were you so late for work."
Zach: "Because I lost track of time wake and facing",
I always miss breakfast because I wake and face
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A small town on the outskirts of Raleigh, NC that houses NOTHING to do on a Friday or Saturday night. Used to be a very closed-knit community, but as people started to migrate towards Raleigh, they started heading north to Wake Forest. Now you can find people that clearly don't belong, aka Trophy wives and their two-year-old babies, instead of the amazing Southerners that once inhabited the area. There are three main schools that belong in the Wake Forest Area
Wake Forest*duh*: Mostly drunks. They are in the school that is falling apart and older than dirt itself.
Wakefield: The slut school, where people keep dying left and right because they are drunks as well.
The Franklin Academy: A Luddy school that is super gay and has uniforms. Also, they have some of the most creative yet closed minded people ever.
Places to go in Wake Forest:
The Wake Forest Coffee Company
Cotton Company
Shorties
The Library-if you really are that bored
The Seminary
If you get really crazy you can go on the railroad tracks and wait for a train to run you over. That'll be more fun then you can possibly imagine. And the best thing to do on a Friday Night.
Wake Forest is a lot like New York City, only minus the New, York and City parts.
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When you smoke cannabis right before you attend a a funeral/wake. Often seemed as disrespectful to the one who has passed, only because they failed to be in the cyph.
My dad just died. Lets get high and go to the funeral tomorrow hence the bake and wake you stupid bitch
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