horseback water

The healthiest, wisest and most kind choice of a drink. Are you sick? Are you lonely? Are you thirsty? Horseback water will not only quench your thirst but quench your societally needs. HBW will whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Horseback water is the healthiest form of liquid you can digest. The sole proprietor and the current birthright holder of HBW is Frankie Lagana.

Ezra: How's your horseback water?
James: It's so good, I feel healed!

Ezra: Praise God!

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night water

The most delicious, thirst quenching drink on the face of the planet. This drink is only tasteable post waking up from sleep between the hours of 12am and 4am.

”Holy fuck man I woke up last night and took a swig if my water bottle and that mother fuckin night water man, I’m telling ya you’ve gotta try it.”

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homeless water

A thirst quenching liquid for homeless people also know as beer or liquor

Dude by the interstate only wants money for homeless water not food.

Water Sheep

Abused pet of Pewdiepie

Nobody:
Water Sheep:
Pewdiepie: I wanna build a torture chamber for Water Sheep

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bottle of water

The thing British people apparently say in a funny way.

British person: hey can i have a bottle of water?
american person: hahaha "bo'oh o wo'oh"

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Lady water

Fizzy, refreshing, great mixer, hard seltzer, best combined with two shots of vodka. AKA truly, white claw, etc.

I am watching my weight how about a lady water and Tito’s

Cap Water

When you have clear piss and pee in a bottle and your friends drink it

Hey Gage can I have a drink of water? Ya I got cap water! What’s cap water? It’s my filtered clear piss