night water

The most delicious, thirst quenching drink on the face of the planet. This drink is only tasteable post waking up from sleep between the hours of 12am and 4am.

”Holy fuck man I woke up last night and took a swig if my water bottle and that mother fuckin night water man, I’m telling ya you’ve gotta try it.”

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homeless water

A thirst quenching liquid for homeless people also know as beer or liquor

Dude by the interstate only wants money for homeless water not food.

Water Sheep

Abused pet of Pewdiepie

Nobody:
Water Sheep:
Pewdiepie: I wanna build a torture chamber for Water Sheep

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bottle of water

The thing British people apparently say in a funny way.

British person: hey can i have a bottle of water?
american person: hahaha "bo'oh o wo'oh"

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Lady water

Fizzy, refreshing, great mixer, hard seltzer, best combined with two shots of vodka. AKA truly, white claw, etc.

I am watching my weight how about a lady water and Tito’s

Cap Water

When you have clear piss and pee in a bottle and your friends drink it

Hey Gage can I have a drink of water? Ya I got cap water! What’s cap water? It’s my filtered clear piss

cedar water

Water in lakes and streams in the NJ pine barrens has a brown hue that is reminiscent of iced tea. This is due to a combination of naturally occurring iron in the soil plus the tannic acids from cedar trees. Ignore the other poster's ideas that it is poopy or more likely to harbor zombie fish, or whatever. Some of these places are very pleasant to swim in.

hear i am swiming in the cedar water of lake parvin

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