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Verb: to probe or explore, without consent, an anus or crevice similar to a weasel searching for food.
I swear woman if you don't do the dishes I'm going to weasel snoop you.
A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.
The act of smacking or otherwise hitting someone(specifically in the face) with a hairbrush.
Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.
A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.
While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.
The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.
That girl was being a sleepy weasel last night after one drink.
One who is good at getting their ways with men, especiall in sexual matters but not always.
Damn, cara is being such a weasel tamer today. she has bob, jim, and dave wrapped around her finger.
cait is now the official weasel tamer, seeing as how she just broke up with her boyfriend
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His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.