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Ironic reference to a cheap and/or beat-up banger of a car. Originated in response to Ronald Reagan's exaggeration of a Chicago welfare fraud case in which $8,000 was received. Reagan reported the amount as $150,000 dollars, possibly conflating it with the case of Dorothy Woods and her 38 pretended children, and said the woman owned a Cadillac.
Yep, this old banger's my Welfare Cadillac. Who knew they still had an Edsel in stock?
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Unearned, untaxed INCOME paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy--in an amount that is sufficient to support the babymama and her shopping addiction, babymama's criminal boyfriends, and babymama's spawn from other babydaddies.
My three Babydaddy Welfare checks came today! Time to hit the sale at Penney's and the nail shop, so I can begin to prowl for my seventh husband, cuz I'm almost done with my sixth divorce! As soon as I pay off my attorney, I'm gonna use the Babydaddy Welfare checks to pay for my new boobies and some Botox (that I desperately need).
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when your broke or you're on welfare and hungry for a corndog but all you have is a pack of hotdogs and corn tortillas so you wrap the corn tortilla around the hot dog and fry it.
yo dude, im hella craving a corndog
well, we have some hotdogs and some corn tortillas...go fix us up some welfare dogs.
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A woman who is on welfare. Has 5 kid's by 25 that she can't take care of or support. Also lacks the brain power or beauty to get money any other way.
Welfare mothers have to rely on the state to get funds to live.
They don't have the looks or personality to get a well off man or to succeed on their own.
The welfare mother is a failure at life.
Don't blame her though. It's not her fault she can't keep a man or make enough money due to her lack of intelligence.
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A check the Government gives "poor" people to buy alcohol, drugs, and pay their drug dealer
I cannit wait to get me's welfare check so I's can go's and get s'more crack
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A corporation that pays its employees low or part time wages, expecting taxpayer money to supplement the lack of compensation via welfare programs such as section 8 housing and healthcare. See Walmart, Amazon.
The welfare queen corporation I work for pays me so little and offers so few health benefits, that it depends on me to apply for WIC and AHCCCS to supplement my earning to live long enough to suffer lifelong health issues while being employed.
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A Cheese Curl. Typically a non-cheeto generic brand.
Jermanda: Giiirrrl I'm hungry. Can we get some scrimps
MetroPCSica: Nah uh girl dats too expensive. I got a bag of welfare shrimp from the corner sto'.
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