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A rash one gets from having sex with a female that had shaved roughly 12 to 48 hours ago.
I knew that I was going to get whisker burn from eating her out, but I did it anyway.
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A guy who fucks a girl - who's a total cum bag - and believes her multiple cream pie means he's already busted a nut or she's wet for him.
I don't believe you've done 'er! She's just fucked some dudes next block... Oh, man! You're a total Cream Pie Whisker!
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Consequence of shaving your pubes. Ingrown hairs caused by shaving your pubic area.
Did you see Mccoy's bald eagle?! It was surrounded raspberry whisker biscuits... He must not shave down there too often.
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A whisker kiss is when a man with whiskers rubs his cheeks against yours leaving a burning sensation.
Ow my boyfriend just gave me a whisker kiss and it burns!
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Preparing to have have sexual intercourse! Or insert a sexual toy perhaps... Aimed at females specifically. They HATE this expression too, which is interesting!
Gonna buy that bint a drink...
"But, will she let me Part her Whiskers?"...
The worst joke in history by spatuala Cunningham
I’m gonna buck a tin of whiskers
When you have someone lick your ass while she (or he) jerks you off through your legs rusty trombone then after you insert your penis in that persons ass and then give them a shit mustache dirty sanchez.
Dude, last night I gave your mom a phillipino whisker biscuit.
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