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That annoying and extremely visible, but absolutely useless stage of semi-erection suffered by teen males when observing a pretty girl, riding a bus, doing something completely innocent - and it JUST HAPPENS !
All the guys laughed when Josh got a "slacky wide on" as Mrs Thermapopolis the 48 yr old Greek language teacher bent over to pick up the text-book she had dropped.
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The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.
Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.
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A wide face jacuslyn is someone who is larger thAn life. Also called king jac or queen jackie. Also they are kinda haters. If jacuslyn is geinning then you aint winning.
Man Simon Cowell is a wide face jacuslyn.He always shitting on those singers.
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A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."
They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.
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The term is used to say a person, most usually a male, is crazy in love or lust over a girl, will focus total attention on her, ignoring his friends; maybe a hint that she is exploiting him.
i never see him now that he's smitten with his new girlfriend. he'll do anything for her; she's got his nose wide open.
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The need to use a public restroom, especially for those who abhor the lack of privacy, and find it hard to "go", in such facilities, but are forced to out of a sense of urgency.
Honey, I'm at the Atlanta airport and I hate to tell ya, but I have to take a WIDE STANCE.
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The world's largest source of information, media, and pornography.
ie. the World Wide Web is a giant trash dump.
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