Mom

She's the one I had deep intercourse with a few days ago. And I have an appointment with her next week,too.

I had sex with your mom.

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mom

the incorrect spelling of mum

the person that gave birth to you.

oi, mum, can you give me a ride to the punk show tonight?

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Mom

dead.

Hippity Hoppity, my mom is dead

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Mom

The largest whale species known to man. Very common.

My mom makes a great dinner.

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Mom

Mom, that moment you brought me into this world, I have loved you and you are so special I have to thank you every moment of my life for giving me my very life. We may have a few hissy fits but we still love you. Thanks for being the best person in my world.

Mom, can I lend a fiva?

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mom

The woman who wants you to get something that's 5 feet away from her

Mom, get it yourself, YOU HAVE 2 LEGS

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mom

Somone who knows all. Sees all. In your privacy.

My girlfriend was such a mom last night. She scares me

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