winking walnut

The chocolate starfish, the tea-towel holder, the anus

My winking walnut's in a right state after last night's vindaloo!

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Hesling Wink

When someone winks but the expression more resembles Sloth from 'The Goonies'

Audience: "That was horrible!"
Winker: "It isn't my fault. I have the Hesling Wink."

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Constipated wink

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

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Wink wank

You say 'Wink Wank' after you say something flirtatious and cheeky or after a joke ...

*Chick stands in-front of Guy and blocks view*

Guy: Its not like I wanted to watch the game but oh well I don't mind the new view, wink wank ;)

Chick: Ohhh my *blushes*

OR

*On FB*

Friend 1: *Writes on Friend 2's wall* So how was your fall? bahahaha Wink wank x) ...

Friend 2: *Responses to wall post* Shut up it hurt like hell!! x(

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butt winking

What a girls asshole does when you work the clit with a vibrator

I watched her butt winking as I worked the angel piss out of her with the big pocket rocket

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Jalapeno Wink

This is when a Mexican dude drinks a lot of tequila, pisses in your eye, and it stings like a jalapeno.

I'm fucking give you a jalapeno wink if you don't chill that shit out.

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Pink Wink

a nick name for one's anus

Charlie licked on Johnny's pink wink before fucking the hell out of him.

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