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good witch

a woman who is observant, opinionated, and brave enough to use force to help others when needed. Sometimes people who need help are skilled at evading support- fortunately their efforts to resist help are no match for the Good Witch. The Good Witch is the smartest person in any room. She is stunning, witty, and her linguistic skills are unmatched. She is generous but she’d rather keep that under wraps. If the planet were on the brink of extinction she’d save the day or die trying. If she did in fact die trying she’d find a way for her remains to return and haunt the souls of those who cause pain to others. She is a lady in the streets; she knows how to sew, bake, play music, or create something of value. She is also a refined hostess. Everyone has faults: The Good Witch can be critical when others are mediocre or subpar in areas of importance to her. She is usually accurate in her criticisms, and this trait is easily forgiven by those who sense or have direct knowledge of her powers for the greater good. The Good Witch will take time out of her busy schedule to help you remember who you are and bring you back from the darkest of times. She is mysterious, persistent, loving, and clever. Her daughters are in grave danger.

Person 1: That woman has been busy! This week alone she hosted an event, completed four crossword puzzles, made a new recipe, and helped a friend feel better.

Person 2: Yeah. She's a good witch.

by stronglikemusic August 22, 2022


Asmr witch

The best of the best of asmr amazing would be the "supreme" of asmr voice claim and caring

Wow she is really good she might be a asmr witch

by Asmr witch August 17, 2018


Witch's shot

A sudden sharp pain in the lower back that causes difficulty in walking or any type of movement.

I was playing fetch with my dog and when I bent over to pick up the ball, a witch's shot hit me and I was unable to do anything for the rest of the day.

by CuJoknowsthings April 19, 2020


witches piss

Tea when someone has added far too much milk making it very pale, giving it the appearance of 'witches piss'. Northern English term

Dave: "here's your tea, mate"
Pete:"fucking hell. You've given me witches piss!"

by Tobytyke February 20, 2021


Festival Witch

Festival Witch is the most awesome thing to happen to the Internet since... well, ever.

Pete: "Dude, have you ever heard of Festival Witch?"
Bill: "Yeah man, I go to festivalwitch.com to get all of my music festival info."

by pete45 February 23, 2015


dirty witch

When a girl looks very innocent but turns out to be freaky as fuck, with a pussy so tight that it puts a spell on the man.

Guy: Wow. I have never been so enamoured with someone like I have with her.

Friend: What does this this girl have?

Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.

by birdgirlrocks January 3, 2018


witch dually

Common West Texas term for a push broom.

Hey Jake, grab that witch dually and sweep that shit up.

by jrob10 February 18, 2015