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A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.
Man i wish i was more like Thor hes the greatest
thor is a very yummy snack who is also my dad
he lost mjolnir but it's cool because he has stormbreaker
he's the best avenger ok bye
"Thor is so beautiful"
"bACK OFF HE'S MINE"
Chris hemsworth with a hammer
Hey look its Thor!
do you mean chris hemsworth with a hammer
oh yeah I do
An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.
"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor
Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.
Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!
Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."