The act of putting a jalapeno seed in your pee-hole
My girlfriend gave me a Spicy Woody last night
When someone tells you about food that is really delicious. You get really excited and can’t wait to eat it.
For my birthday, my wife said she would make her famous Chicken Piccata, and for dessert, homemade cheesecake. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. In fact, I have a Food Woody!
curly pubic hair around the male genitalia
geez man trim that shit you've got a wooly woody
the act of NOT sleeping with a girl due to her young age and state of vulnerability, getting her number only to text her later to make sure she arrived home safely.
Guy: How come you didn't "hit it and quit it" with that girl? She was all over you!
Colin Mochrie: I thought I'd be a nice guy and give her the reverse Woody experience.
Some dude (male) without a friend.
He's Le Woody in my class
poor guy
Two girls making out around your dick. bitch. yes
Shit that guy had a woody duo.
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Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
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