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Spicy Woody

The act of putting a jalapeno seed in your pee-hole

My girlfriend gave me a Spicy Woody last night

by MR.BuNgLe™ June 6, 2019


Food Woody

When someone tells you about food that is really delicious. You get really excited and can’t wait to eat it.

For my birthday, my wife said she would make her famous Chicken Piccata, and for dessert, homemade cheesecake. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. In fact, I have a Food Woody!

by bbarroo December 27, 2019


wooly woody

curly pubic hair around the male genitalia

geez man trim that shit you've got a wooly woody

by endlessnameless February 3, 2010


reverse Woody

the act of NOT sleeping with a girl due to her young age and state of vulnerability, getting her number only to text her later to make sure she arrived home safely.

Guy: How come you didn't "hit it and quit it" with that girl? She was all over you!
Colin Mochrie: I thought I'd be a nice guy and give her the reverse Woody experience.

by redditor February 14, 2012


Le Woody

Some dude (male) without a friend.

He's Le Woody in my class

poor guy

by LeLuLu December 27, 2022


Woody duo

Two girls making out around your dick. bitch. yes

Shit that guy had a woody duo.

by Erica&emma+mydick May 7, 2009

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Woody Allen

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.

Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020

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