woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

French Woof

If you have to ask you can't afford it.

"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"

woof and meow

Chinese food, commonly disguised as chicken or beef. In reality it's dog and cat meat.

Let me get some of that woof and meow on rice wit a egg roll .

Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.

Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED