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When a club DJ plays two tracks that just do not mix well.
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When someone wrecks you over the internet.
(Online chat) 'Hey man you're stupid'
'Shit, I just get E-Wrecked'.
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Or Crow bar. Used as a general purpose tool for breaking, prising open and generally causing havoc.
Its the sort of thing that Bruce Willis or the A-Team could fall in love with.
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The train-wreck that is a government shutdown led by politician John Boehner trying to get ObamaCare defunded.
Democrat: We're now in the eighth day of this pointless government shutdown.
Republican: Oh, shut up. Boehner's the greatest leader we've had in a long time.
Democrat: BS. I'm now furloughed, and I probably will be for another month. I'm sick of living in this Boehn-wreck.
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Every teenager during everything they will every do
"OH MY GOD JENNIFER MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT. LIKE SHE KNOWS HOW I FEEL WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT??!"
Janet: "stop being an emotional wreck"
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When nailing a chick hardcore...your balls are slapping her so hard...you leave red marks like you are gonna tear through her anal cavity.
I was banging Jill last night so hard. My balls almost busted her anal hyman like a wrecking ball.
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An ensemble of a male majority who perform various sexual acts simultaneously on a few consenting females of age. A Train Wreck's strength of cast may consist of four to a baker’s dozen. This starts off with the planning stage, which can also be referred to as ACT I: The Creation, where storyboards of various sexual acts and roles each character will perform, during and after wreckage, will be created. A detailed time line which maps out when these tasks will occur is highly recommended to avoid chaos, confusion, and accidental penetration. This will include, but not limited to, the delegation of sexual acts and duties such as the Dump Truck, Cleveland Steamroll, Houdini, Spinning Dragon, Alabama Hot Pocket, Tub Shot, Donkey Punch, Cincinnati Bowtie, Abe Lincoln, Angry Pirate, and Delhi Dot. Props, such as a horse for a Kentucky Derby, may be permitted.
ACT II: The Deed is the execution of the assigned tasks with artistic choreography and precise technique. The male members rally together and place themselves in strategic positions inside the designated Wrecking Zone to effectively perform on the weaker and outnumbered females. A Splash Zone for spectators is recommended. Balance, flow, and creativity with other cast members are crucial in achieving a successful Wreck. Although encounters of unusual male bonding may seem uncomfortable at the time, embracing each cast member as a piece of your body is fundamental in achieving the perfect Wreck. If necessary for improvisation, fluids can be mixed and saturated for the full effect. Various materials such as splooge, shemen, ass mucus, lung butter, muscle milk and pine cones, that present themselves to the Wreck, should be allocated to all receiving females fairly and confidently. If any consenting female asks to stop, she will be reminded she has entered a legally binding verbal contract which cannot be broken. ACT II is complete when all sexual tasks have been accomplished and a rite of passage has been realized.
ACT III: The After-Math is recovering and cleansing the Wrecking Zone, Splash Zone and cast for a future Train Wreck. The women will be handed aprons, mops, and various pesticides to disinfect the Wrecking Zone. When the police arrive, all evidence should be stored. Any excess fluids should be bottled and labeled for future wrecking purposes.
"Hey Jessica, you down for a Train Wreck tonight? My friends and I want to Dump Truck on your chest."
Jennifer: "Hey Natasia!"
Natasia: "Hey Jennifer, whats up?"
Jennifer: "Did you hear about the Train Wreck happening at Jason's tonight?"
Natasia: "No! But I remember the last one with Keith and 10 of his friends punishing Vicky and I with baseball bats. Look I still have my Delhi Dot!"
Jennifer: "Me too! Yeah, I heard there going to bring a pepper spray this time and blind us before we get steamrolled. You want to go?"
Natasia: "Definitely, maybe I'll bring my horse!"
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