12 year olds these days are playing fortnite while hitting their juul and cussing at their mom they are hated by most teens and are so ready to be a teen they are probably more mature than you think they are
12 year old-fuck bro hand me my mother fucking juul this bitch just called me 12 like iโm gonna be 13 next month
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A 12-year-old is typically used as a condescending generalization for someone nieve, immature, or weird on the internet.
In COD lobby chat
12 year old's: get slammed you pussys let's go EZ!!!
Normal human: STFU 12-year-old
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7 year old gamers are typically into Minecraft and use a slurred voice, they own "secret" YouTube channels (with around three subs) and have $20 handheld cameras over their broken i-pads.
They sometimes own their own singing channels (don't worry it's worse than their "lets-plays" and grammar combined)
7 year old gamers have 3 subs
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The most loyal group of Pewdiepie supporters in existence. If T-series passes, these will be the last survivors to fend for their king.
Bob: Hey, you part of the nine year old army
Joe: What's that?
Bob: Pewdiepie's most loyal subscribers.
Joe: Sign me up!
Grade 4 teacher: Shut up and listen.
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A majority of the people at this site, who like to type in dirty definitions.
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The traditional army of Pewdiepie, our lord and saviour. As soon as one of the 9 year olds turn ten they go straight to Ali A. The 9 Year Old Army is sworn to defend their king against the armies of the evil corporate entity; T-Series. As of the publishing of this definition, the 9 year old army has approximately 88,393,093,230 troops.
I am a sworn member of the 9 Year Old Army
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A man with a lot of pubic hair.
As made famous by the move "I love you, Man"
I took him to the beach and he had a bush like a 40 year old serbian
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