Yoda Balls

Balls that are REALLY REALLY shriveled up

After 2 hours in the pool, I acquired yoda balls

yoda flipping

The act of combining a research drug 5-MAPB with LSD in order to recreate a similar experience to candy flipping.

'man I'm all out of molly, but I've got some 5-MAPB and LSD. I'm going to be Yoda flipping so hard'

Yoda grape

when something has gotten out of hand or someone went too far

origin:
In the lead up to the release of Star Wars VII The force awakens, licensing for star was products was everywhere, even a packet of grapes with Yoda on them, star wars licensing got out of hand.

"those false lashes with coloured feathers on them she wore were the yoda grapes of makeup".

Taylor plays careless whisper on his saxaphone to a bachelorette party for 3 hours and their vaginas melt off

"Dude, Taylor shit got totally yoda grapes at the club on Saturday"

"punching your neighbours dog was a little yoda grapes"

Gandalf or Yoda?

Gandalf is a man
Yoda is a puppet

I'll take Gandalf

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yoda cock

A cock that is wise beyond it's many years that is also short, green and smells like it lives in a long forgotten swamp. To be avoided by all except the most knowledge hungry gnar bitches.

That fool tried to bang me in the rump with his yoda cock. At first I wasn't into it then I realized the wisdom there was to be gained so I took it deep into me. I feel smarter already.

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Minch Yoda

Yoda's name in the original Star Wars books.

Yoda star wars Minch Yoda

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Yoda-ing

Speaking in roundabout ways like yoda. Usually when the person is drunk or obliterated.

Karen:Go get pizza, we have to.

John: Uh oh, Karen is yoda-ing, time fore more drinks!

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