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To throw a party that consists of all the women wearing yoga pants.
Chris- Hey bro, lets have a yoga-
Ty- Yoga Pants party??!?!! I'm Down! Dank Dank!
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That special time of year when the weather cools down and yoga pants replace shorts on girls' closets
Bro fall is almost here. You know what that means. YOGA PANTS SEASON!!!!
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After a night of HEAVY drinking and passing out in a very strange position
man 1: he was do drunk he fell back off his chair with his head on the floor and his ass still onthe seat
man 2: like irish yoga?
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A new yoga sensation on the verge of taking Europe by storm. Although its exact origins are unclear it is believed to have been created in woodlands near Kent, a county in the south of England, after years of dedication by an experimental yoga prodigy. Testing even for the most experienced yoga enthusiast and consisting of some unique moves fish juice yoga is the next big thing to hit the yoga world.
Fish Juice Yoga position include but not limited to: - (Video links to come)
Electric Eel (traditionally involves lots of shaking)
Clam Without Pearl (Thrusting and stretching legs as much as possible)
Clam With Pearl (Same as without pearl but arms must be crossed the whole time)
Stuck Turtle (Like a dog scratching it's back on a carpet)
Panicking Salmon (similar to Electric Ell but involves horizontal movement across the floor)
Peaceful Sea Horse (Full body stretch while moving back and forth on the tips of toes)
A man or woman who stands outside, whether it be in the front yard or back with a laptop. They are often searching for wireless iternet signal. A laptop yoga freak or l.y.f may be known to get in weird positions.
Me: What the hell are the neighbours doing?
Dad: Oh, they're laptop yoga freaks.
Me. Ah, I gotcha'.
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When a racist person does yoga
That racist person just stretched it was racist yoga
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Something you call someone when they are being goofy and it makes you relaxed and happy.
Stop being so goofy...hahaha...you're such a yoga booty!
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