You know i know you know

A phrase you use when you want to simultaneously confuse the dingleberries out of someone and also manipulate them at the same time. Works like a charm but don't use this on people who know what it means or you'll just make a fool of yourself.

Jason : Who the hell was throwing a party in our basement the other night ??
Kevin : I don't recall anything about a party the other night
Jason : Then why are there 297 empty cans of bud light in the basement
Kevin : Please James I can explain everything
Jason : You know i know you know where this is gonna lead to
Kevin : ????
Jason : LOL

Kevin : *Trips on a Bud Light can and falls ass over tea kettle
Jason : LOL

You know how I get

Yeah, no, Alex you're doing a fine job but

Hym "You know how I get when it comes to Jordan I mean, he is being fucking ridiculous right now"

They dont love you like i do.

something jaden wants to happen to him.

I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.

If you know what i meme

Oral reference to a meme -

when you are actually out there in the real world but still stuck on memes.

"the feels man, if you know what i meme"

you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

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If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.